The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 125 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.244 billion NSC Puppet 125ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 125ian economy, worth 986 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,953 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest legendary hunting institutions, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 125's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 125 is ranked 279,547^th in the world and 2,422^nd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 30.02 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.